Fatty acids smeared all over 7th Brother (Kuan Liang)

Today, while playing soccer at the street soccer court we frequented, we saw the regulars there. Then we had friendly matches with them, in which most were won by us. Following that, we had our last match with a group of people we frequently played with. Due to that being our last game, we sent in our best team. The team consisted of our star players, Clement, Matin, Jason and Adloysius with Yung Kent. The start of the match went well, without any conflict. The problems arised when the unknown fat malay kicked Clement.

The unknown fat malay was a ruffian which appeared out of nowhere. With his stocky (short and overweight) body, coupled with stumpy limbs, he proved to be quite an adversary.

It appears that the UFM (Unknown Fat Malay) was unhappy with Adloysius due to an excessive amount of body contact. Hence he retaliated by challenging our star player into a Sumo Fight. As our humble star politely rejects, the UFM, unable to hold back his feelings, began to approach Adloysius for a dance instead. His elephantine movements along with gargantuan belly, began to harass the soccer star, smearing oil and fatty acids all over.

However, that proved to be of no use, as the match ended with a score of 4-2 with the star team leading. Although the aforementioned may have suffered numerous casualties but UFM had taken a massive blow to his pride.

This is the 6th brother (Kyle Leong), reporting to you from The Ten Brothers News.