, 4:41 PM
JJ is here!!!!!
Here to post two stories...
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
‘Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes inor walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.’
The dog said: ‘That’s a long time to be barking. How about only tenyears and I’ll give you back the other ten?’
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
‘Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll giveyou a twenty-year life span.’
The monkey said: ‘Monkey tricks for twenty years?That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten likethe Dog did?’
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
‘You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and sufferunder the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer’sfamily. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.’
The cow said: ‘That’s kind of a tough life you want me to live forsixty years. How about twenty and I’ll give back the other forty?’
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
‘Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I’ll give youtwenty years.’
But man said: ‘Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me mytwenty,the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, andthe ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?’
‘Okay,’ said God, ‘You asked for it.’
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoyourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support ourfamily. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain thegrandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch andbark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I’m doing itas a public service.
2nd story:
A student asked his teacher, "What is love?"
The teacher said, "to get an answer to your question, go to the wheat field, get the biggest wheat grain, and come back.
"But the rule is - you can go through the field only once and cannot turn back to pick."
The student went to the field, gone through the first row,and saw one big wheat grain. But he wondered....may be thereis a bigger one else where.
Then he saw a bigger one. But may be there is a still bigger one waiting....
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field,he realized that the wheat grains there are not as big as the previous one. He realized that he has missed the biggest one.
So, he ended up the search and went back empty hand. The teacher told him, "That is love! If you keep looking fora better one, you could have missed the right person!"
