Wo hui lai le!!!!!

was busy this few weeks so never post

came to share one chao ji wu de lame story created by my clique during the project

we did not do the project but just surf web chit chat paly games etc

the story goes like this

One watermelon (yellow one) ran away, it fell into the drain. Then it becomes a durian. And it starts poking everyone around it. But no one knew that even before the universe was formed, it was foretold by a prophet that one day, a certain watermelon would turn into a durian and go around poking everyone. And the only way to stop it……was to “religion is flawed only when durians don’t have thorns.” Then Jesus opened the doors of heaven, asking what the watermelon wants. After telling Jesus what it wants, the watermelon was banished to Earth. “This was what my mother told me when I asked about the origins of durians. I was told I am “BOTAK DURIAN” (my dad is BOTAK JONES. OMIGEEEE) cute shit manz! My father is made of EGGS! I’m made of DURIANS!!! Guess what my mother is made of?! My mother is made from cabbage. My uncle is a palm tree. A palm tree leh!!! Do you know how LOL that was? OH MY GOD MAN!!!! LOL. ROFL. >.< “ Im beautiful, im beautiful “ Sings me.HAHAHA. Palm tree produces oil! Oil can make make-ups to doll up myself. BEAUTIFUL! Then make-up add heat with zinc as a catalyst can produce a benzene. Soon the watermelon became rotten, so did the durian, so did the mother egg and so did the bloody palm tree. I say this all, in the name of the father…AMEN

二哥, 寂梦
HELLO EVERYONE! ='D
YEA, IT'S ME AGAIN... CAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS NOT LAZY ENOUGH TO BLOG...
I AM LAZY TO DO MY WORK... SO I PREFER BLOGGING! ='D

ACTUALLY IT'S MY 2 HOUR BREAK TIME NOW...
BUT I AM ACTUALLY SHARING IT WITH YOU GUYS! SO NICE RIGHT!? ='D
HAHA! I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SHARE SIOL...

LET ME RECAP WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE PREVIOUS WEEKENDS:

SATURDAY:
WOKE UP SUPER EARLY! SUPPOSE TO GO TO SYFC IN THE MORNING...
BUT WELL, IT DIDN'T WORK OUT WELL... YEA... SO... NOT MUCH TO TALK ABOUT...
THEN MEET CHEESENG AT DOGGY GOD, THEN WE WENT TO EAT COLD NOODLES (THOSE WITH ICE CUBES INSIDE), QUITE NICE... JUST THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL TOO FULL!
THEN WE WENT TO BUGIS TO MEET WEI MING! ='D
THEN KUAN LIANG CAME LATER...
WALK AROUND BUGIS...

AND WELL... A SUMMARY OF OUR SPENDINGS:

GIBSON:
1/4 JEANS, $10
HAIRCUT, $10
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TOTAL: $20

CHEE SENG:
1/4 JEANS, $5
HAIRCUT, $10
CHICKEN *3: $3
COFFEE: $2.20
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TOTAL: $20.20

WEI MING:
1/4 JEANS: $10
SWEETCORN: $1.50
COFFEE: $1.50
MENTOS: $1.20
MACDONALS: $6.30
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TOTAL: $20.50

KUAN LIANG:
1/4 JEANS: $10
SAUSAGE: $1.50
T-SHIRT: $20
BELT: $12.90
COFFEE: $2.20
CHICKEN*2: $2
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TOTAL: $49.60

省钱王: ME! ME! ME!
THANKS FOR THE COFFEE, SWEETCORN, AND CHICKEN! SORRY! NEXT TIME I TREAT BACK! REALLY POOR THIS WEEK! HAHA! ='D THANKS!

花钱王: KUAN LIANG! KUAN LIANG!
HAHAHA! AS USUAL, BUT YOU RICH MAH! TIME TO DO SOME REFLECTION EHH! ='D

ROFL... OUR OUTING LIKE VERY BORING SIOL... BUT ACTUALLY THE WHOLE DAY WAS QUITE FUN... FOR ME LA... I DON'T KNOW ABOUT KUAN LIANG... ='P

SUNDAY:

NOTHING SPECIAL...
OHH! I FOUND THIS SONG BY JASON MRAZ... CALLED TRY TRY TRY! VERY NICE! ='D
I LIKE IT VERY MUCH! HAHA! LISTENING TO IT NOW...
I KNOW NAING OO DON'T LIKE JASON MRAZ... SORRY... BUT I DON'T CARE HAHA! ='D

AND I HAD A BAD DREAM... IF THAT IS SOMETHING SPECIAL...

I GOING FOR MY LUNCH SOON... TELL ME ENJOY MY LUNCH IF YOU BROTHER ENOUGH! OHHH YAAA! DAVID IS SICK! I DON'T KNOW WHAT ILLNESS... MAYBE IS LOVE SICK!? HAHA! ANYWAY GET WELL SOON! DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND HAVE PLENTY OF REST! DON'T DIE EVERYONE! (ESPECIALLY DAVID FOR NOW...) ='D

BURH-BYES~

KEnt

Yo!~ So rare to see me blog rite?

Dun wan the blog die, so i post something to brighten up the spirits!~ :D
Er.........
i met this girl..in my current school. She's interesting. She's Indian. She's..from a school, a branded sec sch. Do i sound like subtly introducing a girlfriend? LOL actually its on purpose and its not =.= i juz find her unique and interesting la..
She told me she met a guy during the first days of school, an interesting guy. i think i like to use the word "interesting" a lot huh? how about i say she met she met a guy who has a special endowment that can cause a person to die for him? The feeling is mammoth. Well, then she goes on telling me that she like him. She says: OMG!~ he's so hot! I was shocked and..aghasted. Then one day, out of a sudden she told me about him. She says: "haha, you'd never imagine my first meeting with him. It's so cute! He asked me during CCA time, in drama room, which school did I come from. I told him I'm from Cresent. then he asked me why did i ended up here? then i said Hah, screwed up my O'levels. then i asked him which sch he is from. he told me he's from Monford(smth like that). Then i asked how did u ended up here then? (sacarstically) Then he said hah, screwed up my O'levels. Lets call this girl A so that i can continue my next story. lol

Nice story huh? :D i liked it. lol so i tot of sharing.

And she go this joke..she says it originated from Cresent girls sch(which is her sch). it happens when i said to her she sucks. Then she replied: " What? i suck? u blow! =.=

And then my class is very interesting...i mean the class has special endowment that can make people die for it. a lot of personalities, and politics.. haih

There's this another girl who is very small(in size) and cute(Girl C). The whole class like her, including girl A. Btw, girl A is a lesbian ( as can be seen from the fact that she's from a girls sch. C'mon..definitely la hor?) Girl A likes cecilia(4H 1. oopz) and Girl B(who is in our class too) and she likes her senior( a hockey girl). She changed cca from drama to hockey..=.= dunno why though. she dun even dare touch the ball. Well..

...

Sien of typing, n gossiping..=.= i'm not a person who gossips noe?

I'll just end this here.. juz want to say that warcraft is fun :D wif friends and brothers only. er, study is hard, so pls study harder. Oh, and i got diarrhea today..it made the toilet stale, but nvm! there's air purifier!~ :D

Will be back to blog soon lol its fun.

二哥, 提拉米苏
HELLO! WELCOME TO THE DEAD BLOG!
I GUESS THIS POST WILL STAY ON THE FRONT PAGE FOR AWHILE!
SO I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT LOOKS LIKE A WELCOME NOTE EHH!? ='D

SO...
LETS...
START...
BLOGGING...

A TYPICAL DAY IN NGEE ANN POLY, STARTING WITH MYSELF WAKING UP LATE AND SLEEPING ON THE BUS. THEN, THEN MORNING DRAG ON UNTIL IT DIES, AND AFTERNOON COMES, AND CONTINUES UNTIL SCHOOL ENDS! BORING DAY! AS USUAL! I STILL PREFER SECONDARY SCHOOL DAYS! EHH~ SIANZ~! ='D

BUT AFTER SCHOOL IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT! DAVID, KUAN LIANG AND ME WENT TO SEARCH FOR 'UDDERS' TO DO SOME MILKING AND GET SOME ICE CREAM! THE JOURNEY DAMN LONG LAH! THANKS TO THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT! THEN THERE IS THIS BOTAK(BALD) WHO GUIDED US TO THE PLACE(MAYBE IT IS GOD? WHO KNOWS?)! OHH! AND A DOG BARKED AND FREAK OUT KUAN LIANG! I KEPT LAUGHING ABOUT THAT! HAHA! SORRY! ='P

SO YEA... WE FINALLY REACHED! AND GOT OUR ICE CREAM! DAVID TRIED THE VAMILA(OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)? I SUGGESTED THE TIRA-MISS-ME(HIGHLY ALCHOLIC), I GOT ASK KUANG LIANG AND HE SAID OKAY, SO ME AND KUAN LIANG GOT THAT! AND KUAN LIANG DON'T REALLY LIKE IT IN THE END. SO YEA I LIKE THE ICE CREAM ALOT! THANKYOU DAVID FOR THE FREE ICE CREAM VOUCHER YOU GET FROM WHEREVER! ='D

HAHA! I THINK I'VE BEEN DOING A GOOD JOB POSTING SUCH A LONG POST EHH? ANYWAY THERE STILL MORE I WANT TO SAY! HAHA! NO ONE TO TALK TO MAH! SO SPAM ALL OF WHAT I WANT TO SAY HERE! ='D