二哥, 十兄弟周刊!

BEEN AWHILE SINCE I LAST SHOW MY COMMITMENT TO THE TEN BROTHERS!
I THINK THE LAST TIME WAS THE POEM? HAHA!
ANYWAY! FINALLY THE LONG AWAITED TTB-WEEKLY MAGAZINE IS OUT!
NOT REALLY, BUT THE COVER IS READY FOR PRINTING!
THE CONTENTS ARE STILL IN PROGRESS! HERE'S THE TEMPLATE!
TTB-WEEKLY ISSUE 1 COVER! FEATURING THE TEN BROTHERS! ='D

Wo hui lai le!!!!!

as gib share stress reliever, i share some IMH jokes

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Record 1:
Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"

Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense,
sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art
- too many character names to remember!!!"

Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Record 2:
A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off,
what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."

Doctor: "Hmm...that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear
off, what will happen then?"

Patient: "I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"
Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Record 3:
IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and
squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to
understand her behavior first.

So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted
besides her everyday.

The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side w/o a single
exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke
the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a
mushroom?"

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Record 4:
A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to
take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"

Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself...."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone
write a letter to himself?)

So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the
letter, how would I know??"

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Record 5

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of
them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey!
How come you are not coming down yet?"

The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Record 6

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...How? I think I'm a chicken
since the day I was born...."

Doctor: "Wah! That's very serious...Why do you only come and seek
treatment now?"

Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked
up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the
spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't
fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can
do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple
problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres
and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the
missing ones, easy as that"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why
are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID!"
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

End of jokes!!!!!

二哥, 快乐可以很简单, 不快乐也一样.

WAS HERE, BECAUSE I FELT LIKE BLOGGING.
BUT MINUTES AGO, SUDDENLY LOST THAT URGE TO DO SO.
BUT, I SHALL NOT JUST KEEP PRESSING 'BACK' A FEW TIMES.
NOR SIMPLY PRESSING 'CROSS' AND TO DIE, TO SLEEP.
SHALL JUST GET SOME THINGS POSTED EHH? ='D
WELL, HERE IT IS! SO STRESS RELIEVER! FOR PEOPLE IN JC ESPECIALLY!
BE HAPPY OKAY? I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY! ='D

CAPS LOCK:[
Stress Reliever 1

Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever 4

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?!"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "
My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever 6

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans""My father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said another. Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever 7

Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever 8

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever 9

A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Stress Reliever 10

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Stress Reliever 11

Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Stress Reliever 12

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

Stress Reliever 13

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
]

CURRENTLY LISTENING: I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY- BONNIE PINK

GO LE! DON'T DIE! ='D