Wo hui lai le!!!!!

was busy this few weeks so never post

came to share one chao ji wu de lame story created by my clique during the project

we did not do the project but just surf web chit chat paly games etc

the story goes like this

One watermelon (yellow one) ran away, it fell into the drain. Then it becomes a durian. And it starts poking everyone around it. But no one knew that even before the universe was formed, it was foretold by a prophet that one day, a certain watermelon would turn into a durian and go around poking everyone. And the only way to stop it……was to “religion is flawed only when durians don’t have thorns.” Then Jesus opened the doors of heaven, asking what the watermelon wants. After telling Jesus what it wants, the watermelon was banished to Earth. “This was what my mother told me when I asked about the origins of durians. I was told I am “BOTAK DURIAN” (my dad is BOTAK JONES. OMIGEEEE) cute shit manz! My father is made of EGGS! I’m made of DURIANS!!! Guess what my mother is made of?! My mother is made from cabbage. My uncle is a palm tree. A palm tree leh!!! Do you know how LOL that was? OH MY GOD MAN!!!! LOL. ROFL. >.< “ Im beautiful, im beautiful “ Sings me.HAHAHA. Palm tree produces oil! Oil can make make-ups to doll up myself. BEAUTIFUL! Then make-up add heat with zinc as a catalyst can produce a benzene. Soon the watermelon became rotten, so did the durian, so did the mother egg and so did the bloody palm tree. I say this all, in the name of the father…AMEN